Saturday 28 April 2007

I think I'm in love!


VOTE DANIEL!

Right, I am not a regular viewer of shows of this kind but having caught just one night of the BBC's 'Any dream will do', I am addicted, and the reason... DANIEL BOYS! He is amazing and I think I love him! I am not going out on Saturday nights for the next five weeks, I am spending them with Daniel!

I think it's possible that he could love me too...

Firstly - Daniel, i've seen the way you look at me out of the television.

Secondly - Being the 'weird stalker type' i am, i've read his profile on the BBC website and checked out his hobbies... they are just the same as mine...

"Obviously I love to sing and act, but apart from that I love to cook, go walking, read (although not as often as I should), go to the cinema and go out for dinner with friends. I love eating, and sleeping is a favourite of mine too!"

See perfect... I'm always singing and acting (much to everyone elses dismay), I am a GREAT cook, and therefore love to eat! I can walk, I can read... and I'm great at sleeping! And Daniel, if you want to take me out for dinner and to the cinema, i'm yours! See, PERFECT - It must be love!

SO if any one out there knows Daniel, and wants to pass on my number to him, please do!!

And remember readers,

VOTE DANIEL!

Thursday 26 April 2007

English girl in Belfast...

Brace yourselves... It's official, I have a been offered another job here, so I will be staying in this fair land for a 'wee' bit longer.

I know this may be upsetting for my English readers... but fear not, one day Rosa shall return. Until then, remember my wise words...
'It's OK to be single'

But for my Northern Irish readers, please try and control your happiness... Gohir I can already see you dancing for joy, like a ballerina on heat. Think calm thoughts.

Tuesday 24 April 2007

Sum this up!

I have never been great at maths but this i have been able to sum up...

2 girls
+
1 bottle of vino blanco
+
1 bar of dairy milk
+
1 Bridget Jones type DVD
=
Self help + Girl Power + the overwhelming relief in convincing eachother you're happy singles
/
The next morning: feeling really shit and sure that no one will ever love you like in the DVD + getting frail and old with the sad company of only your 10 cats.

I challenge you to find a girl that hasn't experienced this!

Friday 13 April 2007

Swindon, this is Swindon...


My apologies for my absence other the past few weeks, I am sure Gohir has missed the daily humourous comments relating to the life of RosaCB!
So this week i have been in Swindon, described by the author Mark Haddon, fairly accurately, as 'the arsehole of the world'!!
Not much has happened really, just been drinking coffee with old friends and eating egg shaped chocolate, all in all a good week!
Fact of the day: My friend Tasha works for the railway in Swindon, although she ensures me she is not the fat controller!